shylocks:

if english isn’t your first language but you think and dream in english and sometimes have to mentally translate from english to your first language when speaking it as a consequence of your consistent exposure to the internet clap your hands

TF: Do you ever think about moving beyond YouTube or are you content with your life as a vlogger?
CF: I’m definitely looking to try new things, but am also incredibly happy with how everything is going on YouTube for me and wouldn’t trade it for the world. As long as I enjoy making videos and am happy creating, I will continue to do it.

I cannot get over the fact that this is 2014 and I still feel the need to do this.

Last Thursday, I was confronted to one of the most challenging events of my life. When I came back from college in the evening, I got a call from a family friend that I’ve known my whole life - she was my motherly figure, my model of a strong, independant woman. Along with my father, she was my childhood hero. She was the one I went to when I needed help with anything in my life.

She came to my apartment covered in bruises. Her boyfriend of two years had hit her, thrown her on the ground and kicked her for absolutely no reason. Then he panicked and called the police claiming she had attacked him first and that it was self-defense before kicking her out of the house. She now lives with me until she finds her own place, decided to leave him for good and to obtain justice. I hope he’ll go to jail for a while. According to some of his friends (that no longer are), she was the fifth woman to whom he’d done this.

She was not able to see the signs of domestic abuse, though she does know he’ll do it again if she goes back with him. So I made a thing to raise awareness and help other women see the signs before it is too late. It’s based on what I’ve learned in psychology about the subject, so it may not be complete, but it is a great start to someone who doesn’t really know anything about it.

I cannot get over the fact that this is 2014 and I still feel the need to do this.

Last Thursday, I was confronted to one of the most challenging events of my life. When I came back from college in the evening, I got a call from a family friend that I’ve known my whole life - she was my motherly figure, my model of a strong, independant woman. Along with my father, she was my childhood hero. She was the one I went to when I needed help with anything in my life.

She came to my apartment covered in bruises. Her boyfriend of two years had hit her, thrown her on the ground and kicked her for absolutely no reason. Then he panicked and called the police claiming she had attacked him first and that it was self-defense before kicking her out of the house. She now lives with me until she finds her own place, decided to leave him for good and to obtain justice. I hope he’ll go to jail for a while. According to some of his friends (that no longer are), she was the fifth woman to whom he’d done this.

She was not able to see the signs of domestic abuse, though she does know he’ll do it again if she goes back with him. So I made a thing to raise awareness and help other women see the signs before it is too late. It’s based on what I’ve learned in psychology about the subject, so it may not be complete, but it is a great start to someone who doesn’t really know anything about it.

Pention for a ’ If Fanfic’s were real’ episode of smosh

ian-has-a-nice-ass:

yes fucking please. I’ll sell my soul for this to happen

Anonymous asked: Your college sounds fucking amazing holy shit

Oh it is! I always heard from other people that college is hard, costs a lot (I got everything paid and it didn’t cost more than $400, the government here pays for the most of it) and that teachers don’t care anymore if you have problems but it is not at all true (at least for me). I like college.

imfluffywee:

youtubersoftheattic:

My first week of college is over and… seriously, I think this is a joke. This can’t possibly be the hellhole I heard about so much. Here is a quick summary:


Literature Teacher: Hey guys let’s talk about the Necronomicon oh yeah and also Lord Of The Rings cause it’s awesome but most importantly…

Wat. how. Where do you go

I live in a small town in the province of Quebec, Canada.

THIS IS COLLEGE WHERE I LIVE. WTF.

My first week of college is over and… seriously, I think this is a joke. This can’t possibly be the hellhole I heard about so much. Here is a quick summary:


Literature Teacher: Hey guys let’s talk about the Necronomicon oh yeah and also Lord Of The Rings cause it’s awesome but most importantly the book you’ll have to read for the Reading Comprehension exam in like four months is Death Note yes a FUCKING MANGA cause I feel like it and I can do it. Oh and also let’s learn how to read hieroglyphs and talk about The Walking Dead cause I’ve seen an entire season in two days this weekend HELL YEAH I DONT GIVE A FUCK.

Maths Teacher: So let’s learn maths that will actually be useful in the future because since you’re in Human Sciences you don’t need algebra so here are statistics which is like the easiest maths ever and will be useful if you want to become a teacher or a therapist/psychologist

Geography Teacher: We’re in geography. Let’s go explore the outside world *lets students go everywhere in the college yard to “explore”*

Economy Teacher: IM AWESOME AND ACT LIKE ROBERT DOWNEY JR — ssshhh, HE’S the one copying me cause I’m fucking awesome — AND TELL JOKES EVERY TWO SECONDS BECAUSE I KNOW NONE OF YOU ACTUALLY LIKE ECONOMY SO I’LL MAKE OT INTERESTING

Literature Teacher: Oh yeah for people with social anxiety you’ll actually like this class because when there’ll be oral tests the group will be split in three so you won’t have to do it in front of 35 people and also I will judge you less severely than the others because I know this is like, harder for you so basically what I’m saying is that there’s no way for you to fail oral tests and if you have an anxiety attack we can work this out and you won’t be penalised

College staff: OH YOU HAVE ADHD? Yes that’s a serious issue here have 50% more time for every exam also you can use Antidote (a very helpful software for people who have problems reading and writing) which will basically do everything to make sure you don’t fail your classes. OH YOU HAVE DYSLEXIA OR ANY OTHER LEARNING PROBLEM? Here take this $2000 check that you won’t have to pay back after you finish college yes take this as a gift to encourage you to pursue your studies YOU’RE WELCOME

College staff - Oh you don’t have any money to pay your textbooks? Don’t worry here is everything you need thanks to the college foundation so you don’t have to get out of college for it being too expensive. And of course you don’t have to pay back cause it’s a GIFT.

Teachers - Oh you’re nervous about your exam because there’s too many people in the class with you? Here have an entire classroom to yourself you’re welcome

College staff - You’re being bullied? Tell me the name of the dickhead so they are sent back to high school for not growing up and apparently not learning how to live

College staff - Struggling with depression/eating disorder/mental illness? Here have the free services of a competent psychologist whenever you feel like talking to someone

Criminal Investigations Teacher: Okay guys let’s go outside *when outside* so here are some stuff, they’re the clues to a crime. Describe it to me using these objects *throws clues on the ground*


I think the best thing is, even though everyone is pretty chill, you actually learn something for your future. It’s not like you’re wasting two years doing nothing. My college uses another method of teaching and it works better than you think it does.

tagged → #college #school
Anonymous asked: You only like Sebastian Stan because he's attractive, if he didn't play in The Winter Soldier you wouldn't even like him. You're just another pathetic fangirl

motherfuckmisha:

This is really funny. But totally wrong, dear anon. I really admire the fact that even though he has practically no lines and his face is covered for most of the movie, Sebastian Stan can still deliver so much emotion and such an awesome performance in The Winter Soldier. I admire the fact that even though he has so many fans now he still cares about every single one of them and acts no differently around them than he would to a person if he wasn’t a celebrity. His performance as Jefferson almost made me cry, especially when he was talking about Grace to Emma. I could literally feel his pain of losing his daughter even if in the end it was just an act. Sebastian Stan is such a talented actor and I’m really looking forward to see him in another movie/series because I know he’ll live up to his past performances, and probably be even better. So no, I don’t like him just because he’s attractive or some other shit like that, I like him because he is so fucking talented, you can see he is giving his 110% in everything he does and he is one of the sweetest people on Earth. I don’t know where you got that information anon, but I hope this answers your unwanted useless comment.

PS. I know Sebastian from Once Upon A Time by the way. Oh and it’s not because someone became one of his fans because of The Winter Soldier that you’re a ‘pathetic fangirl’, some of his shows/movies don’t apply to everyone. It’s exactly like when you listen to your favourite band/singer: you’re not obliged to like every single song they sing. I know he plays in Gossip Girl but that’s not my type of thing, I won’t watch it just because he’s in the show. THAT is called being a pathetic fangirl, to force yourself to watch/listen something you don’t like just “cause you’re a fan”.

tagged → #thought i'd share

I’m starting college tomorrow and I just learned that my locker is beside two of my ex boyfriends’ ones and I just… Ugh.
I mean TWO OF THEM!? Wtf.

Anonymous asked: slit your wrists because you have no reason to live your just a whiny little bitch who loves attention for being "different" #teamanotherstupidlameurl

AHAH LOL sorry that’s funny. :’) #teamanotherlameurl? Really? Okay it’s either you’re really fucking stupid or since you’re on anon mode it means you’re anotherlameurl who tries to make me believe you have friends. XD And I think it’s the latter… That’s gotta be the funniest joke ever!
Slit my wrists? I thought I told you this whole ‘kill yourself’ thing was unoriginal and that I won’t do it, especially for an idiot — which you are, in case you haven’t noticed.
Oh hell yeah I’m different and I don’t see it as a bad thing to show it. It means I’m unique while you’re just like all those butthurt haters on the Internet: without a life and with a stick up your ass.

PS. For my followers who don’t understand a thing, I’ve been receiving hate messages from tumblr user anotherlameurl for standing up for a girl who was being harassed by this bitch. And this is the kind of things he/she sends me. LOL.